01. Alek Soltirov - The Reason I'm Here (Original Mix) 02. Phil Weeks - Culture Clash (Original Mix) 03. Lawnchair Generals - One Thing (Original Mix) 04. Courduroy Mavericks - Break A Dawn (Original Mix) 05. Topa - After Hours Place (Original Mix) 06. Peter Ellis - Funky Flavour (Original Mix) 07. GQ - Disco Nights (BRIAK Edit) 08. DJ Funsko - Disco Juice (Original Mix) 09. Chemars - Up And Away (Original Mix) 10. Ed The Spread - Buena Vista Social Media Club (Original Mix) 11. PC Pat - Clear Screens (Original Mix) 12. Ryan Truman - Feely (Original Mix) 13. Men On Trak - 1st Cycle (Still Searchin) 14. Greenbay Jackers - Jackers Divisions (Original Mix) 15. Jerome & Kerri - Chasing The Sun (Original Mix)
01. Alek Soltirov - The Reason I'm Here (Original Mix) 02. Phil Weeks - Culture Clash (Original Mix) 03. Lawnchair Generals - One Thing (Original Mix) 04. Courduroy Mavericks - Break A Dawn (Original Mix) 05. Topa - After Hours Place (Original Mix) 06. Peter Ellis - Funky Flavour (Original Mix) 07. GQ - Disco Nights (BRIAK Edit) 08. DJ Funsko - Disco Juice (Original Mix) 09. Chemars - Up And Away (Original Mix) 10. Ed The Spread - Buena Vista Social Media Club (Original Mix) 11. PC Pat - Clear Screens (Original Mix) 12. Ryan Truman - Feely (Original Mix) 13. Men On Trak - 1st Cycle (Still Searchin) 14. Greenbay Jackers - Jackers Divisions (Original Mix) 15. Jerome & Kerri - Chasing The Sun (Original Mix)
I was dead and in Heaven. I, being an active atheist, didn't believe a damn thing about this. I saw some gates and opened them and proceeded to go through the bars. A man with a cane stopped me and told me he could answer any questions I had about Heaven. I proceeded to ask, "Sir, if I lived a good life and kept Kosher, helped little old ladies across the street, do you think I could get a cute little angel to piss on my face every Thursday night in Heaven??" The man immediately hit me in the balls with the cane and said, "There is no sex or corruption in Heaven, we all sit around and meditate while listening to Culture Club tapes." I said, "Fuck this shit man, I absofuckinglutley don't want to spend my eternity in this fag joint." I then left the gates and jumped into oblivion through the clouds.