Decnu

From Spain
Basic Info
Gender:
Birth Date:
January 29, 1983
Location:
Last Login:
June 21, 2014
Member Since:
June 21, 2014
Membership:
Freemium
RSS Subscribers:
17
*Status
Producer
*Genres
House
About Me
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it! When I go to Wendys the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'3 on paper but 6'5 when you tickle me. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it's always one step behind.

You're not going to believe it but I party like it's 1999! I'm America's next top model on the inside. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because of my island genetics. I'm a stellar hugger and world class cuddler. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a pair of tongs and a wok. I dance with the stars. I constantly beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I shower daily. Sushi is my favorite food group. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. I eat soup. I'm a go-getter. I sleep once a day. Basically.. I rock!